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Corporate satire merch for people with jobs, taste, and one remaining nerve.
The "I Just Can’t" Oversized Tee
The "Maybe He’s Born With It. Maybe It’s Burnout." Tee
The "Maybe She’s Born With It. Maybe It’s Burnout." Tee
The "Teams Gives You Pings" Unisex Tee
The "Teams Gives You Pings" Women’s Tee
The "I Just Can’t" Trucker Hat
The "Just Don't." Baseball Hat
The "Departed Colleagues" Soy Candle
The "Threat Level" Coffee Mug
The "Quick Question" Survival Mug
The "Shareholder Value Generator" Laptop Sleeve
The "Developers, Developers, Developers" Laptop Sleeve
The "Finance Bro Vest" Tee
The "JUST pls fix." Oversized Tee
The "Liquid Asset" Tumbler
The "Liquid Asset" Bottle
The "Take It Offline" Notebook
The "Things To Circle Back On" Notebook
The "Let's Put A Pin In That" Notebook
The "PLS FIX." Laptop Sleeve
The "Low Bandwidth" Subtle Logo Tee
The "Email Didn't Find Me Well" Oversized Tee
The "Email Didn't Find Me Well" Crop Tee
The "Email Didn't Find Me Well" Sweatshirt
The "Re: Re: Re: Quick Question" Mug
The "Low Bandwidth" Mug
The "Free Will" Mug
The "Work Calling" iPhone Case
The "Teams Gives You Pings" Oversized Tee
The "Absolutely Not" Tote
The "Free Will" Tote Bag
The "Sanity Saver" Pin Set: Low Bandwidth Edition
The "Do Not Disturb" Oversized Tee
The "Do Not Disturb" Hoodie
The "Do Not Disturb" Crop Hoodie
The "Do Not Disturb" Baseball Hat
The "Do Not Disturb" Laptop Sleeve
The "Do Not Unzip" Laptop Sleeve
The "Do Not Locate Me" Laptop Sleeve
The "Burnout Relief" Soy Candle
The "Work Injury" Beach Towel
The "Out Of Office" Beach Towel
The "Do Not Disturb" Mug
The "Here Against My Will" Networking Tee
The "Low Social Battery" Oversized Tee
The "Have A Break. Have A ChitChat" Tee
The "Have A Break. Have A ChitChat" Sweatshirt
The "Low Bandwidth" Unisex Tee
The "Low Bandwidth" Laptop Sleeve
The "Could've Been A Shirt" Oversized Tee
The "Could've Been A Shirt" Crop Tee
The "Active Status" Mouse Pad
The "Touching Base" Mouse Pad
The "Paper Trail" Evidence Notebook
The "Calendar Protection" Soy Candle